You know how sometimes when toasting a marshmallow it just gets a liiiiittle too close to the fire? And flares up like a spectacular light show of sugary destruction? And gets all melty inside while the outside carbonizes like a warm version of our cold, black hearts? It’s absolutely no one’s fault when marshmallows get attacked by those beautiful, beautiful flames (so pretty) but we felt it was time to pay tribute to our past victims… uh, sacrifices… No, I mean, our past deliciously fiery accidents. Look, we still use it to make the s’more, so nothing is wasted, like our ancestors using the entire animal.Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretchDOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.200N Thread Count for highest level of detail40 Gram Socks with smooth seamsNo uncomfortable bumps in the toe areaOne Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
S’morbid Crew Socks
$ 13.50